How did I make it around the world again?
So I moved into my new flat on Sunday night and had a lovely lie in the next day. Then I arranged a beach date with Phil (the Doctor-Discobunny-flashpacker mate I met in Buenos Aires) who has safely arrived from South America vowing to never backpack again as it was all too stressful...
Put the phone on the table and wander outside to see how hot it is. Freeze as I hear a loud SLAM and realise that Im locked out of my flat in very short pjs.
Shit.
Run around the flat looking through the security grills at the keys on the other side of the room and my phone on the table. Pad barefoot to my bedroom open window and see bag and purse on bed.
Employ rusty and may I say NEVER USED BEFORE Scouse theiving skills by finding a discarded pole outside and use it to fish my bag through. Success! Go for the purse- Strike two! I can see my phone winking at me on the table and I know that if I can get the phone I will be saved and can phone housemate to let me in. Make a bit of a shovel by using paper shoved into the end of the pole- genius! I almost had it- just nearrrly. Then it fell on the floor.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Stand around feeling stupid for a few more minutes. Then fish a sarong off my bed and tie it over my shorts. Walk out of the road and directly at the end of the street is Bondi Locksmiths.
85 bucks. 2 minutes work. Rubbish.
Put the phone on the table and wander outside to see how hot it is. Freeze as I hear a loud SLAM and realise that Im locked out of my flat in very short pjs.
Shit.
Run around the flat looking through the security grills at the keys on the other side of the room and my phone on the table. Pad barefoot to my bedroom open window and see bag and purse on bed.
Employ rusty and may I say NEVER USED BEFORE Scouse theiving skills by finding a discarded pole outside and use it to fish my bag through. Success! Go for the purse- Strike two! I can see my phone winking at me on the table and I know that if I can get the phone I will be saved and can phone housemate to let me in. Make a bit of a shovel by using paper shoved into the end of the pole- genius! I almost had it- just nearrrly. Then it fell on the floor.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Stand around feeling stupid for a few more minutes. Then fish a sarong off my bed and tie it over my shorts. Walk out of the road and directly at the end of the street is Bondi Locksmiths.
85 bucks. 2 minutes work. Rubbish.
posted by LesAlanos @ 9:34 PM
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